develwoutacause’s avatardevelwoutacause’s Twitter Archive—№ 1,625

  1. I would easily be willing to pay $30/mo for a service which could auto-shred all these goddamn unsolicited credit card offers. It takes up 99% of mail addressed to me and just turns the whole thing into a pointless chore.
    1. …in reply to @develwoutacause
      At this point I can straight-up recognize the letterhead and advertisement, so they're just resending the same junk every month. What made you think I suddenly changed my mind?
      1. …in reply to @develwoutacause
        I'd like to announce that I'm running for president in 2024 on a strong anti-credit card offer platform.